Look what they've done to this place.

Paranoid parrot is my spirit animal. I am ela. A failure at life.

Absurdity, glitter, gold and other things that I like. Who am I kidding? This is mostly an instagram cache of my personal photos now. Unfollow me and turn away from this place while you still can! :P
velderia:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

It could possibly be that the spoon is self-stirring.
Also wasn’t Voldemort flying via wandless magic in book 7 or was that my imagination running way too wildly?+1 for Stephen Hawking.

velderia:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

It could possibly be that the spoon is self-stirring.

Also wasn’t Voldemort flying via wandless magic in book 7 or was that my imagination running way too wildly?

+1 for Stephen Hawking.

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gpoy when i lived at home…now i no longer have my own room…>.>

gpoy when i lived at home…now i no longer have my own room…>.>

(Source: otylers, via eairtyunveiled)

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“Dudley smelled like sweets and sweat and baby powder and, somehow, like the plastic sheets that used to be on his bed, and his lips were uncomfortably wet and warm and even though their mouths were closed, Harry could taste Every Flavour on him. He’d never been kissed like this before.”

O.o

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Dudley smelled like sweets and sweat and baby powder and, somehow, like the plastic sheets that used to be on his bed, and his lips were uncomfortably wet and warm and even though their mouths were closed, Harry could taste Every Flavour on him. He’d never been kissed like this before.”

O.o

(Source: wtffanfiction)

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You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart; You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil; Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind; Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends. 

You might belong in Gryffindor, 
Where dwell the brave at heart, 
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry 
Set Gryffindors apart; 
You might belong in Hufflepuff, 
Where they are just and loyal, 
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true 
And unafraid of toil; 
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, 
if you’ve a ready mind, 
Where those of wit and learning, 
Will always find their kind; 
Or perhaps in Slytherin 
You’ll make your real friends, 
Those cunning folks use any means 
To achieve their ends. 

(Source: hoursago)

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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

effyeahchampomix:

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

(Source: slytherinsoul-hufflepuffheart, via spottybananas-deactivated201302)

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“Dumbledore started to madly sexy dance in front of Harry and Ron ‘you can suck my elder wand and my nagini’ he shouted.”

And now I remember what I’ve been missing since I stopped reading fanfiction regularly…

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Dumbledore started to madly sexy dance in front of Harry and Ron ‘you can suck my elder wand and my nagini’ he shouted.”

And now I remember what I’ve been missing since I stopped reading fanfiction regularly…

(Source: wtffanfiction)

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