The Jews were mainly Christians, and the Nazis had a problem with that.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
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Pardon me, my hyperbole is showing.: Thanks to hate
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We’re all human, so we have to hate, it’s one of our flaws. But we can hate as little as we can if you apply yourself to. Without hate, Martin Luther King Jr. Would be alive. Mohamat Gandhi would be alive. John F. Kennedy would’ve made more changes to the world and be…
The Jewish Problem
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I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.
051713 ♥ 33Fear Fest 2011: MommyJacking Edition
Whoa. From reading her comment, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn’t get much crazier than Wendy. I 100% believe Wendy is capable of all the crazy offenses that can be found on the blog. Her comment makes virtually no sense, her eagerness to babysit her friend’s nonexistent kids is bizarre, and her insistence to convince herself of alternate realities is, well, I won’t say troubling but strange to say the least.
Even Chad seems utterly confused about what the hell she’s talking about. Dude is at Fear
FeastFest. I’m guessing the last thing on his mind is having kids. If anything, a trip to a haunted house would elicit the exact opposite response (in my experience, anyway). He’s probably high-fiving his friends, drinking a beer and laughing his ass off (according to all the LOLs) at the mere idea of having kids. Meanwhile, Wendy hopped on the crazy carousel years ago and has no intention of getting off. Five kids later, she’s officially reached her limit with Chad and will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to make a dad out of him. Even if it means mommyjacking Chad’s status updates when he’s out having a good time and coming up with “jokes” that may or may not be real in order to encourage him to have kids. I can just see it now…Chad: “Oktoberfest!”
Wendy: “At my house Oktoberfest is a game we play with the Little Terry to get him to eat his vegetables! IT’S A RIOT! YOU SHOULD HAVE KIDS NOW! I will babysit!! DO IT!”
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Chad: “Lollapalooza!”
Wendy: “Ha ha! We have a version of Lollapalooza at our house on Tuesdays! It involves glue, paper plates, macaroni noodles and Little Terry being a HAM! We laugh and laugh. HAVE SOME KIDS, CHAD!!! No time like the present!”
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Chad: “Poker night with the guys!”
Wendy: “Would you believe that we have poker night at our house with the kids? They don’t understand how to play but it’s actually MORE fun that way! It’s a BLAST. Last week Little Terry threw all the chips on the ground and screamed for more ice cream and we could NOT stop laughing!! You’ll understand one day when you have kids. Speaking of which, WHEN WILL THAT BE? You will be a WONDERFUL father and I will babysit!! Take care, Chad, LOL!!!”
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