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Paranoid parrot is my spirit animal. I am ela. A failure at life.

Absurdity, glitter, gold and other things that I like. Who am I kidding? This is mostly an instagram cache of my personal photos now. Unfollow me and turn away from this place while you still can! :P</description><title>fuckin a'</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @albinoshira)</generator><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>OMG</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cb332fff8cd58872a57fa163cab6f58/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d1c43df9acca8613edf5e19cf510088/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4860c0ee5c04d49301759f09456bd10/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/baf615104c2950dd19bc8237ec103f1b/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3873a26baf076f651213c0a6c4cf8dd2/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ed4b0468557a4cce81a74b1fff70826/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o6_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8144eca73c813ea24f86dc13dfd648b7/tumblr_mn698kFItv1qhy6c9o7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OMG&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/51026564619</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/51026564619</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:03 -0400</pubDate><category>yes</category><category>pusheen</category><category>fat cat</category><category>comic</category><category>love</category><category>omg</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>#instacollage #ootd #docs #galaxyleggings #pastelhair...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c18da8308b25be53ea371af37d5b9805/tumblr_mn4by63Ylf1qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#instacollage #ootd #docs #galaxyleggings #pastelhair #lavenderhair #colorfulhair #bluehair #moodring #diesel #55dsl&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50939905631</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50939905631</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:32:30 -0400</pubDate><category>lavenderhair</category><category>docs</category><category>galaxyleggings</category><category>bluehair</category><category>diesel</category><category>moodring</category><category>instacollage</category><category>ootd</category><category>pastelhair</category><category>colorfulhair</category><category>55dsl</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c457add1c4121cc6029b16aaa20ee6a/tumblr_ml3ol6qOfD1s8dwazo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50865488425</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50865488425</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:17:26 -0400</pubDate><category>LOL</category><category>omg</category><category>kitten</category><category>cat</category><category>kitty</category><category>kneading</category><category>gif</category><category>aww</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c64f8468d204444615c5b6e85b044785/tumblr_mm5pylaYDc1rhi0rbo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50865432962</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50865432962</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:16:39 -0400</pubDate><category>haha</category><category>aww</category><category>bird</category><category>bedtime</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>4gifs:

The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e24837da99b30cd11477054a706e7e1/tumblr_mkta6nZ8C11qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4gifs.tumblr.com/post/47241112616/huge-atlas-moth-crawls"&gt;4gifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50864806611</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50864806611</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:08:04 -0400</pubDate><category>cool</category><category>nature</category><category>moth</category><category>insect</category><category>gif</category><category>beauty</category></item><item><title>i need this</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d9d9f131403d5b9a3042666103ee049/tumblr_mll4gp8u8J1qc8ejmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i need this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50864680982</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50864680982</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:06:20 -0400</pubDate><category>my life</category><category>internet addiction</category><category>tshirt</category><category>fashion</category><category>want</category></item><item><title>Cosplay outside your body type should be illegal</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/43708/cosplay-outside-your-body-type-should-be-illegal#.UZk8OXUA44E.tumblr"&gt;Cosplay outside your body type should be illegal&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50849964435</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50849964435</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>hypocrites</category><category>cosplay</category><category>sexism</category><category>fanboys</category><category>body image</category><category>comic</category></item><item><title>thumbcramps:

hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82289517348bd14009b7b77341f46cc8/tumblr_mlw7mkmEYS1qjtsgko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/788ea72da5690ca04c1e202a3323aabb/tumblr_mlw7mkmEYS1qjtsgko2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56e98c86367e7dde4acf00a8e2551e5a/tumblr_mlw7mkmEYS1qjtsgko3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thumbcramps.tumblr.com/post/48976513908/hi-guys-this-is-a-comic-i-made-for-a-final-in-my"&gt;thumbcramps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hi guys! this is a comic i made for a final in my comics in literature class. we had to do a research paper on a topic we’d discussed in class and then accompany it with a comic with a relevant subject. my paper was about hyper-sexualization of women in comic books, but i decided to broaden it out here as well as personalize it and make myself the subject and discuss something i’ve been subjected to in the convention circuit and on the internet as well as thousands of other women, as well as give a cue to thought about how the comic book industry as well as the video game industry and even just media in general (all of which are male dominated) push such ridiculous pressures onto girls and women.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also, it feels kind of silly to have to add this since i hope it’s obvious, but i am very aware that there are men that don’t subscribe to this attitude, and am incredibly grateful that these issues are brought to light to people other than the ones that are subjected to it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;anyway haha i have literally been staring at this for 9 hours i don’t even know which direction is up anymore. thanks for reading!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50849558069</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50849558069</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:51:02 -0400</pubDate><category>fandom</category><category>comic</category><category>nerd girl</category><category>sexism</category><category>gender</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>#ootd #instacollage #pastelhair #lavenderhair #bluehair...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0a18c65199d3f79da5764b96f08a9cb/tumblr_mn13tjdG9f1qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#ootd #instacollage #pastelhair #lavenderhair #bluehair #colorfulhair #manicpanic #joyrich #creepers #crossleggings #derpface&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50788634677</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50788634677</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:07 -0400</pubDate><category>bluehair</category><category>joyrich</category><category>lavenderhair</category><category>colorfulhair</category><category>derpface</category><category>instacollage</category><category>creepers</category><category>crossleggings</category><category>ootd</category><category>manicpanic</category><category>pastelhair</category></item><item><title>Esoterica: hamburgerjack: DYSAETHESIA AETHIOPICA: atriptothemorg:...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://karnythia.tumblr.com/post/50261955959/hamburgerjack-dysaethesia-aethiopica&lt;p&gt;I seriously loved watching Star Trek going up. The diversity of the characters really seemed natural.&lt;/p&gt;"&gt;Esoterica: hamburgerjack: DYSAETHESIA AETHIOPICA: atriptothemorg:...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hamburgerjack.tumblr.com/post/50261745457/dysaethesia-aethiopica-atriptothemorg"&gt;hamburgerjack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://so-treu.tumblr.com/post/50107448273/atriptothemorg-failedblackwoman-idk-how"&gt;DYSAETHESIA AETHIOPICA: atriptothemorg: failedblackwoman: IDK how casting Bagels Cucumbers as…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atriptothemorg.tumblr.com/post/50106816690/failedblackwoman-idk-how-casting-bagels"&gt;atriptothemorg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://failedblackwoman.tumblr.com/post/50101327260/idk-how-casting-bagels-cucumbers-as-khan-isnt"&gt;failedblackwoman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;IDK how casting Bagels Cucumbers as Khan&lt;em&gt; isn’t&lt;/em&gt; disrespectful to Gene Roddenberry tbh. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That man &lt;em&gt;fought &lt;/em&gt;networks tooth and nail to have people of different races on his show.&lt;em&gt; He fought long and hard to have an interracial kiss on TV. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My grandmother does not like Sci-Fi, but you better believe her ass was watching Star Trek, you know why? &lt;em&gt;Because it was one of the few places you could see a black woman on TV&lt;/em&gt;. And she had an important job! She was important! She wasn’t just in the background. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shit, as fake and hokey as Chekov’s accent was, he made sure there was a russian on the show, why? BECAUSE HIS VERSION OF THE FUTURE WAS ONE OF DIVERSITY AND PEOPLE GETTING ALONG KINDA SORTA. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOT LIKE THE OTHER TREKS TRIED TO PRESERVE THAT MESSAGE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f5a2e0bfd6cb9c4a2360bfb477ec0f6a/tumblr_inline_mmlgytEBPt1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WAIT&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f0bb47a01477de096368285c94324fb/tumblr_inline_mmlgzaSR781qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/305e829d06c8d7ac5f7fbefca9e0ec16/tumblr_inline_mmlgzz5Dfr1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DID&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1a995fc189f6d76dc1759bcd99679d84/tumblr_inline_mmlh0jSjqO1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(No I don’t know about the dude doing the Blue Steel back there, I barely remember Enterprise it’s boring)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It’s about the actors performance.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MAAAN, &lt;em&gt;fuck that noise.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, it’s not, there are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of actors out there of Indian descent. You’re telling me that Binglebangle Coochiebutt was better than &lt;em&gt;all of them?&lt;/em&gt; Show me the tapes, I gotta see that. Show me them auditions that &lt;em&gt;I’m pretty sure they didn’t even do because casting a white dude is easier than being not a bastard.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People of color already struggle when it comes to seeing ourselves in the media, and before you go “But he’s a baaaad guy.” No one is saying that PoC can’t be cast as bad guys. It’s that we’re cast as the same kind of bad guys each and every fucking time. Mindless, one note, stereotypical. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Khan was different, he was smart, he was strong, he was cunning, he was &lt;em&gt;layered. &lt;/em&gt;He garnered the respect of his enemies he was that fucking great. AND HE WAS BROWN. AWESOME SAUCE YEEEEEAAAAAH. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But nope, let’s cast a white dude because who gives a shit about diversity. HAHAHAA WE HONOR U GENE RODDENBERRY BY WHITEWASHING. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.S I’m just gonna link this cause shut up I do what i want. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/01/showbiz/tv/tv-kids-self-esteem"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/01/showbiz/tv/tv-kids-self-esteem"&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/01/showbiz/tv/tv-kids-self-esteem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;fucking preach &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50721194641</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50721194641</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 07:24:51 -0400</pubDate><category>star trek</category><category>fuck jj abrams</category><category>whitewashing</category></item><item><title>neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/50354803614"&gt;neilcicierega&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://avorytheaverage.tumblr.com/post/50335262714/he-didnt-fail-maths-thats-a-common"&gt;Wow&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://thatjjbrony.tumblr.com/post/50351236374/the-math-thing-is-a-myth"&gt;a&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://captaincremin.tumblr.com/post/50351070275/einstein-did-not-fail-mathematics-and-whilst-he"&gt;lot&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://barberza.tumblr.com/post/50349922781/actually-he-never-failed-math-id-be-willing-to"&gt;of&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://a-jedi-knight.tumblr.com/post/50348838983/some-of-these-facts-are-straight-up-incorrect"&gt;very&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://reitzwritesrights.tumblr.com/post/50347004688/no-some-of-them-are-true-but-please-people-stop"&gt;shrewd&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://ramblingsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/50348423505/this-will-be-fun-not-true-true-on-the-condition"&gt;minds&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://proposeaswiftorderlychange.tumblr.com/post/50349917320/well-over-half-of-these-facts-have-been-proven"&gt;have&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://bekbekthedogfacedgirl.tumblr.com/post/50349833709/uh-at-least-one-of-those-true-facts-isnt"&gt;pointed&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://pigwidgeon13.tumblr.com/post/50349352715/actually-einstein-failing-maths-is-a-very-very"&gt;out&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://markthesnob.tumblr.com/post/50335103877/this-picture-is-bullshit-he-never-failed"&gt;inaccuracies&lt;/a&gt; in my inspirational &lt;a href="http://neilcicierega.tumblr.com/post/50321721983"&gt;Einstein image&lt;/a&gt;. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50716579734</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50716579734</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 04:54:05 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category><category>einstein</category><category>lol</category><category>wat</category></item><item><title>yes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc3cc7f007f737bc7b2fc7c13e0af9f3/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/847773f779376eedd2ab362ff5d50bdf/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f90f7a814e5b492de0b8a1908558ac1/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0b6e6e043f8883de315be3503d6129/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9b35eab3d7a244c7d88522bd021e41/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467aa4c8d140722d793678b9e4f2f836/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd977931ca0312044d7f66cb0f6b043e/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;yes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50716545234</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50716545234</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 04:52:57 -0400</pubDate><category>george takei</category><category>omg</category><category>love</category><category>no h8</category><category>equality</category><category>gay rights</category><category>marriage equality</category></item><item><title>Star putting on her cute act as soon as we come home. #cat #cats...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e70df72bb797bf8f15c0b2c0cc4cca91/tumblr_mmzcsgKcJ61qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Star putting on her cute act as soon as we come home. #cat #cats #cute #kitten #kitty&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710689580</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710689580</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:02:40 -0400</pubDate><category>cute</category><category>kitten</category><category>cats</category><category>kitty</category><category>cat</category></item><item><title>#dtla #losangeles #la #california #city #sky #clouds</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ce3988566775e387010e3cab62f4480/tumblr_mmzcqotLLP1qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#dtla #losangeles #la #california #city #sky #clouds&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710643138</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710643138</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:01:36 -0400</pubDate><category>city</category><category>losangeles</category><category>clouds</category><category>la</category><category>dtla</category><category>sky</category><category>california</category></item><item><title>Today’s drag #makeup. #pastelhair #purplehair #bluehair...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25b23d5f1f7dca043d575349ef916488/tumblr_mmzciwjz5o1qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today’s drag #makeup. #pastelhair #purplehair #bluehair #manicpanic #colorfulhair #piercings&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710432169</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50710432169</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:56:56 -0400</pubDate><category>colorfulhair</category><category>makeup</category><category>purplehair</category><category>bluehair</category><category>piercings</category><category>manicpanic</category><category>pastelhair</category></item><item><title>'90s Guru</title><description>&lt;a href="http://quizzes.teen.com/taken/378/1/2621353/#.UZYJUboLduQ.tumblr"&gt;'90s Guru&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;should i be proud or ashamed? lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50644624192</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50644624192</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:41:48 -0400</pubDate><category>my childhood</category><category>90s</category><category>lol</category><category>derp</category></item><item><title>Nerdy '90s Kid</title><description>&lt;a href="http://quizzes.teen.com/taken/366/1/2621345/#.UZYIFcQ1LG4.tumblr"&gt;Nerdy '90s Kid&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50644474135</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50644474135</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:36:34 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>my childhood</category><category>90s</category><category>nerd</category></item><item><title>stfuparents:

Fear Fest 2011: MommyJacking Edition
Whoa. From...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsi8oshdrD1qzyycoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/10987537203/fear-fest-2011-mommyjacking-edition-whoa-from"&gt;stfuparents&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fear Fest 2011: MommyJacking Edition&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whoa. From reading her comment, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn’t get much crazier than Wendy. I 100% believe Wendy is capable of all the crazy offenses that can be found on the blog. Her comment makes virtually no sense, her eagerness to babysit her friend’s nonexistent kids is bizarre, and her insistence to convince herself of alternate realities is, well, I won’t say troubling but strange to say the least.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even Chad seems utterly confused about what the hell she’s talking about. Dude is at Fear &lt;strike&gt;Feast&lt;/strike&gt; Fest. I’m guessing the last thing on his mind is having kids. If anything, a trip to a haunted house would elicit the exact opposite response (in my experience, anyway). He’s probably high-fiving his friends, drinking a beer and laughing his ass off (according to all the LOLs) at the mere &lt;em&gt;idea &lt;/em&gt;of having kids. Meanwhile, Wendy hopped on the crazy carousel years ago and has no intention of getting off. Five kids later, she’s officially reached her limit with Chad and will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to make a dad out of him. Even if it means mommyjacking Chad’s status updates when he’s out having a good time and coming up with “jokes” that may or may not be real in order to encourage him to have kids. I can just see it now…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chad: “Oktoberfest!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wendy: “At my house Oktoberfest is a game we play with the Little Terry to get him to eat his vegetables! IT’S A RIOT! YOU SHOULD HAVE KIDS NOW! I will babysit!! DO IT!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;***********************&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chad: “Lollapalooza!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wendy: “Ha ha! We have a version of Lollapalooza at our house on Tuesdays! It involves glue, paper plates, macaroni noodles and Little Terry being a HAM! We laugh and laugh. HAVE SOME KIDS, CHAD!!! No time like the present!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*********************&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chad: “Poker night with the guys!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wendy: “Would you believe that we have poker night at our house with the kids? They don’t understand how to play but it’s actually MORE fun that way! It’s a BLAST. Last week Little Terry threw all the chips on the ground and screamed for more ice cream and we could NOT stop &lt;a href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/3238427648/heres-lookin-at-you-kid-ever-since-i-was-a"&gt;laughing&lt;/a&gt;!! You’ll understand one day when you have kids. Speaking of which, WHEN WILL THAT BE? You will be a WONDERFUL father and I will babysit!! Take care, Chad, LOL!!!” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Related: &lt;a href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/9002535240/honestly-if-i-was-stuck-in-an-elevator-with-l"&gt;Dead Fish, Old Food and a Nacho&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/1089093724/first-things-first-for-those-of-you-who-havent"&gt;LMAO&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(submitted by Anonymous)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50640717396</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50640717396</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 04:06:53 -0400</pubDate><category>mommyjacking</category><category>stfuparents</category><category>lol</category><category>wtf</category><category>kids</category><category>parenting</category><category>crazy</category></item><item><title>Yay! First #kamenrider collectible. #meteor #fourze...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5070156a7867942708a312fc0ea0d864/tumblr_mmxagcvJj31qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yay! First #kamenrider collectible. #meteor #fourze #kamenriderfourze #toy #figure #instacollage&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50627597950</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50627597950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:17:00 -0400</pubDate><category>toy</category><category>figure</category><category>kamenriderfourze</category><category>kamenrider</category><category>instacollage</category><category>fourze</category><category>meteor</category></item><item><title>#throwbackthursday of me looking austere circa #2008. #tbt #hair...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be5cb996b366461be3bcbea361a594f9/tumblr_mmx4po2QD81qz96o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#throwbackthursday of me looking austere circa #2008. #tbt #hair #fashion #ootd&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50617935946</link><guid>http://albinoshira.tumblr.com/post/50617935946</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:13:00 -0400</pubDate><category>fashion</category><category>throwbackthursday</category><category>tbt</category><category>hair</category><category>ootd</category><category>2008</category></item></channel></rss>
