February 2012
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He Who Must Not Be Named
Me: Go Voldemort!
Me: Whoa! Phone made Baltimore into Voldemort!
Dad: DON’T SAY HIS NAME. HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.
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Collateral Damage
Dad: Fat woman fell on mom and she pulled a muscle
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The Life of a Serial Procrastinator:... →
claviclesandconstellations:
blua:
apophysis:
microaggressions:
I convinced my boyfriend of a year to go to a school basketball game with me (he detests sports, but a friend of ours was playing). I bought our tickets from our vice principal at the door, handing her a twenty…
Sexism and gender roles affect and harm everyone in society, not just women.
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A girl who lived in Africa joined our class in school. She’s white. I’m black. Our teacher says to me, “Welcome!” I say, “I’m from Michigan.”
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
This is from Mean Girls….you idiots know that right?
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When Dave Joined The Band
Dave Grohl: I mean I didn’t know Krist or Kurt, and I ended up living on Kurt’s couch for 8 months and just...
Kurt Cobain: He just packed up his stuff and came to Washington state.
Dave Grohl: I had every misconception that everyone else had, ya know, all I thought Seattle was, was like, flannel shirts, and blurry Charles Petersen photos, y’know?
Kurt Cobain: We were living in this little cracker box hell-hole of an apartment - and I’m quite a slob, as you can see.
Dave Grohl: If you had someone you did not know come and move into your apartment, and you were sorta like, you felt this responsibility to like, "OK, well we must get along."
Kurt Cobain: It was kinda hard for two people to live in this really small apartment with one bedroom, and just garbage all over the floor, a lotta corn dog sticks lying around...
Dave Grohl: Whatever, in like, a month or two, we were out in the backyard shooting stuff with BB guns, and breaking windows at the lottery building across the street. It was fun, it was great, that apartment was great.
Kurt Cobain: It was nice, cause Dave turns out to be just as much of a slob as me.
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“Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots ‘cause it’s...”
– Madonna (via blaggot)
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“We do not believe in ourselves until someone reveals that deep inside us...”
– E.E. Cummings (via insulus)
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